Great Quotes...

I'm not even sure where I got this sheet of paper, but it was on my refridgerator and I am planning on recycling the paper. Here goes:

1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

2. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

3. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

4. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

5. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

6. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

7. I've leanred that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

My First Crush...

Lol, so it turns out his name was Scott Marcotte. And he's now a Chief of Police. He used to be my DARE instructor in the 5th grade and it just tore me up to see all the 5th grade girls crawling all over him. I was sooo jealous. I think I may have even written him a letter saying that he should never talk to me again. Damn, in retrospect, it was kinda crazy. I hope he's forgotten and I'm glad I never turned into one of those people.

YIKES!