Great Quotes...

I'm not even sure where I got this sheet of paper, but it was on my refridgerator and I am planning on recycling the paper. Here goes:

1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

2. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

3. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

4. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

5. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

6. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

7. I've leanred that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.